📝 Product Description: Sharp knife. Sharper wit. This tee features a 1950s-style woman wielding a kitchen knife with the line: “Coffee helps me maintain my ‘Never Killed Anyone’ streak.” It's the perfect blend of retro charm and dark humor—just right for those who use caffeine to keep things civil.
🎨 Available Colors: Heather Orange, Black, Dark Gray Heather, Lavendar Blue, Navy, Heather Charity Pink, Red
☕ Before You Add to Cart – Sizing Matters! Please check the sizing chart in the product photos before ordering. We keep prices fair by limiting returns—so help us keep your “never returned a tee” streak going strong.
🧼 Care Instructions & Shirt Quality Crafted from pre-shrunk, airlume combed and ringspun cotton for unbeatable softness and long-lasting wear. Machine wash cold Tumble dry low or air dry Heather variants feature blended fabrics for extra comfort: Heather CVC: 52% cotton / 48% poly Athletic & Black Heather: 90% cotton / 10% poly Heather Prism: 99% cotton / 1% poly (Prism Blue: 90% / 10%)
🔁 Returns & Exchanges Returns or exchanges accepted within 14 days if the item is unworn and in new condition. Buyer pays return shipping unless it’s a manufacturing defect—then we handle it all. No stress, no streak break.
