Coffee Makes Me Feel Less Murdery T-Shirt | Funny Dark Humor Shirt for Coffee Lovers, Sarcastic Women's Face Graphic Tee

📝 Product Description: Whether you're surviving the school drop-off line or just trying not to commit a felony before your first espresso, this sarcastic graphic tee says it all: Coffee makes me feel less murdery. Featuring a bold design of a woman's face with maximum "don’t test me" energy, it’s perfect for caffeine-fueled moods and coffee lovers with a dark sense of humor. Available in 7 colors: White, Deep Heather, Black, Dark Gray Heather, Carolina Blue, Navy and Red.

☕ Before You Add to Cart – Sizing Matters! Please check the sizing chart in the product photos before ordering. We keep our pricing competitive by minimizing returns, so getting it right the first time saves us all a little heartbreak—and shipping costs. (And let’s be honest, no one wants a “slightly murdery” customer service call.)

🧼 Care Instructions & Shirt Quality Our tees are made with pre-shrunk, airlume combed and ringspun cotton, ensuring long-lasting softness and a perfect fit. Machine wash cold Tumble dry low or air dry Heather variants include a blend of cotton and polyester for added softness: Heather CVC: 52% cotton / 48% poly Athletic & Black Heather: 90% cotton / 10% poly Heather Prism: 99% cotton / 1% poly (except Prism Blue: 90% / 10%)

 🔁 Returns & Exchanges We offer 14-day returns or exchanges on unworn items in new condition. Buyer covers return shipping. Of course, if there's a manufacturing defect, we’ll cover everything—no caffeine-fueled arguments necessary.