📝 Product Description: Some mornings just need a little blunt honesty. This tee keeps it real with your new life mantra: Drink coffee. Smile. Get your shit together. Featuring bold typography with just the right amount of sarcasm and sass, it's the perfect gift for caffeine-fueled go-getters, tired parents, students, or anyone whose ambition needs a little jump-start from a hot cup of truth. Available in 6 colors: Orange Heather, Black, Dark Gray Heather, Red, Carolina Blue and Navy.
☕ Before You Add to Cart – Sizing Matters! Please check the sizing chart in the product photos before ordering. We keep our pricing competitive by minimizing returns, so getting it right the first time helps everyone—especially your future, well-caffeinated self.
🧼 Care Instructions & Shirt Quality Our tees are made with pre-shrunk, airlume combed and ringspun cotton, ensuring long-lasting softness and a perfect fit. Machine wash cold Tumble dry low or air dry Heather variants include a blend of cotton and polyester for added softness: Heather CVC: 52% cotton / 48% poly Athletic & Black Heather: 90% cotton / 10% poly Heather Prism: 99% cotton / 1% poly (except Prism Blue: 90% / 10%)
🔁 Returns & Exchanges We offer 14-day returns or exchanges on unworn items in new condition. Buyer covers return shipping. Of course, if there's a manufacturing defect, we’ll cover everything—because the only thing worse than a bad shirt is running out of coffee.
