📝 Product Description: Big energy, no caffeine? Not happening. This bold graphic tee says it loud and clear: "Nope to Everything Until I Get a Coffee," with a cheeky smiley face tucked into the “o.” A perfect daily uniform for caffeine-first humans who need a little space before that first sip.
🎨 Available Colors: Orange, Black, Navy, Red, Baby Blue, Athletic Heather, Dark Gray Heather, Charity Pink
☕ Before You Add to Cart – Sizing Matters! Please refer to the sizing chart in the product photos before purchasing. We keep our prices sharp by minimizing exchanges—so pick your fit with precision. (Because espresso isn't the only thing we like in the right size.)
🧼 Care Instructions & Shirt Quality Made with Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton for a next-level soft feel Pre-shrunk before cutting, so it stays true to fit over time Wash cold, tumble dry low or air dry to preserve print and feel Heather Variants: Heather CVC Colors: 52% Airlume cotton / 48% polyester Athletic Heather & Black Heather: 90% Airlume cotton / 10% polyester Heather Prism Colors: 99% Airlume cotton / 1% polyester Heather Prism Blue: 90% Airlume cotton / 10% polyester (All fabrics are 4.2 oz, 32 singles)
🔁 Returns & Exchanges Returns are accepted within 14 days on unworn, new-condition items. Buyer covers shipping unless there’s a defect—then we’ve got you covered. Choose your size wisely—because returns without caffeine are even more painful.
