Without Coffee I Literally Cant Even T Shirt | Funny Vintage Style 50s Housewife Graphic Tee for Caffeine Lovers and Espresso Addicts

📝 Product Description: Throwback style, modern mood. This tee features a retro 1950s cartoon woman in full caffeine crisis, complete with the dramatic line: “Without Coffee I Literally Can’t Even.” It’s a vintage-inspired meltdown we can all relate to—perfect for espresso queens, latte legends, and anyone who doesn't function before cup one.

🎨 Available Colors: Vintage White, Baby Blue, Peach, Heather Orange, Heather Orchid, Heather Charity Pink, Heather Columbia Blue, Athletic Heather

☕ Before You Add to Cart – Sizing Matters! Be sure to check the sizing chart in the product photos before purchasing. We keep our prices competitive by reducing returns—so help us help you avoid a caffeine-fueled wardrobe crisis.

🧼 Care Instructions & Shirt Quality These tees are made from pre-shrunk, airlume combed and ringspun cotton, designed for buttery softness and serious durability. Machine wash cold Tumble dry low or air dry Heather variants include cotton/poly blends for extra softness: Heather CVC: 52% cotton / 48% poly Athletic & Black Heather: 90% cotton / 10% poly Heather Prism: 99% cotton / 1% poly (Prism Blue: 90% / 10%)

🔁 Returns & Exchanges Returns or exchanges accepted within 14 days for unworn items in new condition. Buyer covers return shipping. Of course, if there’s a manufacturing issue, we’ll take care of the whole thing—no drama, just great service.